Wednesday, 4 September 2013

why are you my remedy?

another lyrical posto, off the clever
"clarity" by zedd.



in fact.

ever had days when you feel
that you don't have much to look forward to
and you don't even know why you're here?

i certainly do. increasingly, in fact.

over-generalization of the day

i half find it amusing that the world nowadays
is filled with all sorts of over-generalizing,
despite it clearly being a huge misconception.

top five in my list includes;

1. moslems = terrorists.
2. indonesians = maids.
3. mesian indians = gangsters.
4. mesian chinese = sex bloggers.
5. thais = prostitutes.

see? clearly wrong.

the bigger waste of money is showing that face.

other than a face that screams "slap me!",
lee guan eng has another super trait;
being fecking annoying.

yesterday he commented that the
"tanda putera" movie was a complete
and utter waste of money.

i get his point.

if they made a movie about fecking chairman mao
and some kind of fecking chinese dynasty
that noone gives a crap about, it'll be all ok.

what a beeeyoaatch.

boobs? check. shaved head? check.

and what is it with gal celebrities?

it's like super scripted;

1. start off as the next girl pop sensation.
2. have a fairy tale fling with some celebrity dude.
3. have some kind of a breakup / mental breakdown.
4. show boobs on tv and shave head. preferably at the same time.
5. blog about their bloody sex lives even though they're skinny-assed and fugly.
6. resort to drugs and rehab and feature on "celebrity meltdown" shows.
7. get convicted in court for stealing / slapping paparazzi / violating parole.
8. kembali ke pangkal jalan.
9. write songs about 'getting stronger' and 'rising above it'.
10. getting shit rich. all over again. 

...maybe we're all in the wrong line of work kan?

ye takpelah. saye ikhlas ni. betol saye cakap ni ha.

what is it with drama mayu?

lately the trend is to have these drama mayu
bejiwe keugamaan, with pecintaan antare benua
or pecintaan di negare arab / padang pasir somewhere.

and the best part?
when the guy gets a close up and says to the girl;
"...tape, ini kan tanggungjawab saye sebagai insan se-islam..."

YEAH RIGHT.

mentang-mentang laaa minah tu comel gile,
tetibe je tanggongjawab sesame muslimin kaaan?
ha cube kalu minah tu tak hot lansong and rupe cam beg plastik.

ADE KERRR NAK TANGGUNGJAWAB SESAME INSANIAH?

yeah. thought so.

impression of the day

a colleague of mine was really surprised
to see that i had lots of rock as well as
lots of hip hop songs on my playlist.

and i mean, REALLY surprised.

...i wonder what that implies.