stapidnoskooling of the day.

now, the great thing about being in a foreign country is,
when you try to speak the local language and fail miserably
and embarass yourself, people don't think you're stupid.

and some people might find it to be really cute.

excellent! hihi.

at all.

as of last night, my lovely laptop
has been showing very clear signs
of it getting to the last of it's life cycle.

this is not good, people.

this is not good at all.

more all.

now, the problem with having a moral debate with me is,
truthfully, at times i have very questionable morals,
and because of that, i'll do whatever it takes to win.

3T#4

three things i've learnt over the past week;

1. in order to get people to do your bidding,
the best way to approach this is, instead of asking,
make them think that it was THEIR idea in the first place.

2. if you bring your own bio-degradable shopping bag
every week if you do your groceries, this means you are
excused from participating in earth hour. yes, it's true.

3. if your team's professionalism is questioned, you BETTER
take it personally. and you have two choices; either feel sad and
give up, or work even harder to prove all them bastards wrong.

"...good for you!..." of the day.

being a person who always look at the positive side,
i think it's really nice that eventhough jay-z has lotsa
problems in his life, a beeeyoootch isn't one of em.

good for you!

quote of the day.

now, i can be very determined when it comes to
getting what i want done when i want it. so this quote
from the tv show "house of cards" comes to my mind;

"...freddy believes that if a fridge falls off
a minivan, you better swerve out if it's way.
i believe it's the fridge's job to swerve out of mine..."

that's right. get out of my way.

lord of the (office) rings.

if you watch the lord of the rings,
there’s an uncanny resemblance
of the movie to the typical office life.

for example, we all know that frodo

is the one who becomes the ring-bearer
and saves the whole of middle earth.

however, samwise is the biggest

reason why frodo manages to go
through all that crap on the journey.
it’s just like work. you burden all dat crap,
and someone else takes the bloody credit.

and just like gollum, there’s always watak

yang ade adeee je nak menspoilkan sume
keadaan and tries to bite your finger off.

and just like treebeard, mesti ade watak

oghang kat opis that speaks and works
sooo damn slowly you wanna strangle them.

and just like legolas, ade je watak mamat

yang rupe cam pompuan. and you can’t
tell samade die tu jantan ke betine.

and just like merry and pippin, ade watak

budak-budak nakal that always ade ade je,
eventhough ko tak jempot pon pegi lunch.

and just like gimli, there’s always someone

who seems like the official office midget.
or they’re really hairy. or both.

and just like gandalf, there’s always watak

someone you can’t get rid of, eventhough
they’ve fallen off a big cliff somewhere.

and just like aragorn, mesti ade watak

oghang yang lagi cun / hensem / rambut best
than we can ever hope to be.

and just like arwen, mesti ade watak minah

yang actually tak buat pape pon, and yet in the end
die yang jadi queen ok. sebab die hot.

so there. lotr. a perfect illustration of office life.