today we're trying out a brand new segment;
Life Science Wit Najmi
as with lots of my new segments in the past,
this too, would probably fade away and disappear,
but as with all things, let's give it shot and see ya!
0 = that 1st day of reporting for work in a new team /
different building / foreign country / alien planet
i = getting to your nice new desk and computer /
meeting your new desk-mate / teammates / boss
ii = realizing that your new desk-mate / teammates /
boss are a bit weird and potentially being sociopaths
iii = realizing you have absolutely no clue what you're doing
iv = lunch time / getting hot chocolate from the pantry /
gossiping with your similarly evil-minded friends
v = performance reviews / career progression exams /
your pc crashing and you forgot to save 8 hours of work
vi = getting acknowledgement / praise / mediocre ranking
because it's either they don't mean it or you're used to it by now
infinity timeline = when you slowly but finally realize
the truth that work NEVER EVER ENDS!
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