grin.

based on a very, very satisfying chain of events earlier today;

DickTionary#4

"Close Friends"

- a collection of people that you first dump
whenever you get into a romantic relationship.
also the first people you come calling to
whenever you get dumped in said relationship.
over and over and over.
 

fuzzy logic of the day.

this exchange happened a few days ago;

strangers : eh, this is level 13 kan?
mua : did you press "13" on the elevator?
strangers : a ah, yes.
mua : this must be level 13 then.

things i do when i'm tired / pissed / bored.

fecking smart ass.

a few months ago, i don't remember where,
i was minding my own business when this,
maybe 5 or 6 year old came up to me and said;

"...do YOU know what the longest word is?
i do! the longest word in the world is smiles,
because it has a mile between the start and finish..."

honest to god i felt like saying;

"...do YOU know who's a whingy little bitch? YOU!..."

hmmmph.

DickTionary#3

"Flash Mob"

- a group of dancer wannabes, mostly uni kids
with nothing better to do with their free time,
performing acts of tekinje2 cam berok in public,
all in the hope of getting widespread attention,
despite not flashing their boobs or dicks in the process.

DickTionary#2

"Malaysian Book Of Records"

- a list of currently unbeaten acts or achievements,
that nobody gives a crap about here in mesia.
example; how kangkong is a measure of economic reform.

DickTionary#1

ok, let's try something new for 2014.
with all the cynicism i can muster,
i proudly bring to you, DickTionary!

"Guiness Book Of World Records"

- a list of (amazing) random events around the world,
celebrating all sorts of feats and achievements
that noone cares about. and sponsored by guiness beer.

looking back.

a posto. about life's choices. for mumu.

gadgetry of the day

look! a toaster that toasts bread, cooks eggs and burgers.

masak nasik je blom.

see, when it comes to gadgets,
i'm one of those people who are,
how to say, traditional.

despite having a smartphone,
i only use less than half of the functions,
and i have no idea what the rest of it does anyway.

now, imagine my amusement when,
a couple of months ago i see this colourful
ad for this gadget; "samsung gear".

it's this rather weird looking watch
that is supposed to be the hippest thing ever,
and it'll change the way you live your life!

...sure. i really need a watch to tell me my phone's ringing.

jot it down as you go along.

now, if you're like me, then chances are, you like lists.

if you're also like me, then you'd be interested in NY resolutions.
as such, you'd have a yearly list that is never completed,
and you stack em up the more you go on in life.

so, instead of the traditional modus operandi
of racking your brain and sweating bullets over
things you wanna do for your new years' resolution,
how about just doing something that is noteworthy for you,
and write them down as you go along?

that way, at the end of the year,
instead of having a 2015 NY resolution list,
you would end up with a 2014 achievement list.

so, to start things off,
number one on my list would be;
"...have a conversation with a complete stranger..."

now, on top of that being something fun to do,
you might end up making new friends in the process,
but there is also that extra benefit of learning something new.

...something like metallic coloured g-strings for transvestites.

true story, trust me.