Thursday 17 December 2015

(over)rule of the day.

you know the 5 second rule right?

you know, it's the one where apparently
it's ok to pick up and eat the food that you drop,
as long as it didn't lie there for over 5 seconds.

now, i do not know how scientifically accurate
or how proven this 5 second theory is, but i
think it's safe to assume one thing, people;

if you dropped it in mud, the rule doesn't apply.

...you know who you are. haha!

logic of the day.

what my course instructor said last week;

"...i tend to go by simple logic.

if it goes quack quack!
and it sounds like a duck
and it looks like a duck.

i'd tend to believe that's a duck..."

it's brilliant. i love it!

Tuesday 8 December 2015

3T#5

three things i observe regarding my married friends;

1. if she wants to get something done, and the husband
is super reluctant (or, in her words, degil nak mampos)
to do, all she needs to do is mention the thing over and
over and over again. after which, he will give in and do
it, either because of love or he wants her to shut up.

...either way, she wins. EVERY single time.

2. if your friend starts doing outdoor chores for an
unreasonable amount of time (6 hours instead of 1),
or you find him mowing the lawn tengah panas terik,
or all of a sudden he starts painting fences and crap,
this doesn't mean he's super interested in DIY.

...gadoh ngan bini le tuuu.

3. if for some reason the wife and kids go travel
without him, and he finds himself being alone for
even the shortest amount of time, you'll find that
he has no idea what to do with himself when he
should be doing ANYTHING he wants now.

...see? this proves that having a wife makes you lose
your free will and sense of logic. despite being a
fully grown man at this point in time.

Thursday 3 December 2015

(modern) problem if the day.

just imagine if you will,
showing up to work / class one day
and finding out there's no wifi.

horrible, isn't it?

this massive problem and it's
magnitude is demonstrated in
this conversation on 'community';

abed : the wifi is still broken.
frankie : what happened to good morning?
abed : it's a bad morning. no wifi.
jeff : yeah, we really need wifi.
frankie : ok, let's not get carried away, we NEED oxygen.
elroy : we HAVE oxygen, we NEED wifi!

see? modern day problems.