Wednesday 19 February 2014

everytime i fall.

another lyrical posto, off the haunting
"black coffee" by the all saints.


Monday 17 February 2014

by the 8th day comes death.

now, i am always open to new ideas
or new ways to improve yourself
or new, innovative ways of self-torture.

...enter the 7-day diet programme!

day 1 - you feed yourself fecking apple & melons
day 2 - you feed yourself green, yucky veggies
day 3 - you feed yourself fecking fruits and green yucky veggies
day 4 - you are rewarded with bananas, milk and yucky veggie soup
day 5 - you get beef (yeay!) but non-fried beef or gooey beef soup.
day 6 - you get more non-yummy beef and green yucky veggies
day 7 - you finally get to eat brown stuff! like brown rice and brown bread

the idea is to feed yourself with minimum food,
designed to detoxify your bodily system and lose weight,
aaaaall this to prove one major point in this universe;

...that guys are shallow so girls have to starve themselves.

Sunday 9 February 2014

I.U.T.#1

trying out a brand new "i used to" segment for postos.
just wanted to take some time to look back.
and as all things, we'll see how this one goes ya!


Friday 7 February 2014

DickTionary#5

"Healthy Food"

- an assortment of perfectly edible items that taste like crap.
 

wah misterinye!

di dalam dunie ni kan, terdapat pelbagai jenis misteri.

antare contoh misteri di dunie ni adelah misteri makhluk asing,
misteri segitige bermuda, misteri piramid dan stonehenge,
misteri bulatan pertanian (crop circle), dan satu lagi misteri beso;

misteri kawan yang tak penah tengok cite heri poter yang banyak gile tu.

fast forward.

a posto, based on a touching conversation earlier today.


Monday 3 February 2014

itch.

instead of 8, it's still only 2 am.

i hate it when i can't sleep.

...it messes with my brain.