"...good for you!..." of the day.

being a person who always look at the positive side,
i think it's really nice that eventhough jay-z has lotsa
problems in his life, a beeeyoootch isn't one of em.

good for you!

quote of the day.

now, i can be very determined when it comes to
getting what i want done when i want it. so this quote
from the tv show "house of cards" comes to my mind;

"...freddy believes that if a fridge falls off
a minivan, you better swerve out if it's way.
i believe it's the fridge's job to swerve out of mine..."

that's right. get out of my way.

lord of the (office) rings.

if you watch the lord of the rings,
there’s an uncanny resemblance
of the movie to the typical office life.

for example, we all know that frodo

is the one who becomes the ring-bearer
and saves the whole of middle earth.

however, samwise is the biggest

reason why frodo manages to go
through all that crap on the journey.
it’s just like work. you burden all dat crap,
and someone else takes the bloody credit.

and just like gollum, there’s always watak

yang ade adeee je nak menspoilkan sume
keadaan and tries to bite your finger off.

and just like treebeard, mesti ade watak

oghang kat opis that speaks and works
sooo damn slowly you wanna strangle them.

and just like legolas, ade je watak mamat

yang rupe cam pompuan. and you can’t
tell samade die tu jantan ke betine.

and just like merry and pippin, ade watak

budak-budak nakal that always ade ade je,
eventhough ko tak jempot pon pegi lunch.

and just like gimli, there’s always someone

who seems like the official office midget.
or they’re really hairy. or both.

and just like gandalf, there’s always watak

someone you can’t get rid of, eventhough
they’ve fallen off a big cliff somewhere.

and just like aragorn, mesti ade watak

oghang yang lagi cun / hensem / rambut best
than we can ever hope to be.

and just like arwen, mesti ade watak minah

yang actually tak buat pape pon, and yet in the end
die yang jadi queen ok. sebab die hot.

so there. lotr. a perfect illustration of office life.

 

see saw.

here’s a piece of advice, people.

view people as who they currently are

and not how you think they could be
and certainly not how you want them to be.

…trust me.

S.F.F.

i love short flight friends.

i’m one of those people who tend to

get excited to find out who sits next
to me during a (relatively) short flight.

and short flight friends are the best.

just like a new blossoming relationship,

they are on their best behavior,
and they tend to treat you very nicely.

during the short flight they are able

to share the funniest or most interesting
thing that happened to them lately.
and maybe they share the same hobbies
or support the same footie team with you.

so within that short space of time,

it isn’t enough for them to start annoying you,
and for you to realize they are psychos.

and once the flight is over, you end up

having a nice memory of them, and you’ll
be happy for having the best short friend ever!

it works. give it a shot!
 

extra juicy juice.

bought this UHD tv the other day,

and i must admit, part of the appeal
was to see what the fuss was all about.

…sameee je rupe gambo tuh aku nengok.

now, when you label something as “ultra”,

it invokes expectations of awesomeness,
like ultra magnus* and otromen taro.

but no. it looks exactly just like HD to me.

so once again I feel duped by stuff that is

written on boxes, like serbok hayam goreng
“extra crunchy” or “premium” mushroom soup.

…bloody adverts.

* i bet most of you have no idea what this is!

or else.

doing good is always a positive thing.

like giving money to charity organizations,

help clean beaches or forests or parks,
and inviting your friends over for lunch.

you then feel a sense of happiness and warmth, right?

you’ve helped ease a financial burden,

you’ve helped preserve the environment,
and spending time with friends is a delight.

but imagine an alternative scenario where you HAD to.

minimum of a 100 bucks per month without fail,

or else you will be labeled as inconsiderate.
minimum of 10 beaches or forests or parks per month,
or else you will be fined by the department of forestation.
minimum of 4 outings with friends per month,
or else your friendship would be in question.

so now, the charity has become a financial burden to you,

you start to see environmental preservation as tiring,
and spending time with your friends has become a chore.

so why should we enforce these things

and make it negative and involuntary

when it’s a great thing to be done with an open heart?

...that’s the problem i have with religious enforcement.

going around to nab people and giving out fines for

berpakaian kurang sopan dan tak menutup aurat
and god knows what else has been brandied about.

i dunno about you, but i’d much prefer people to

practice religion or improve themselves on a voluntary,
open-hearted manner and not by force.

religion is the purest piece of self-involvement ever.

and that’s the embodiment of enforcement. do it. or else.

age old question of the day.

i pride myself as being an avid fan of the
lord of the rings trilogy and books, however,
one thing really has escaped me and i just wonder.

how old is gandalf actually?

tweets of the day.

a friend recently tweeted;

"...the benchmark that i set for myself
and people around me is high. that's why
i tend to get dissapointed easily..."

in which, my response was;

"...i tend to view most people as idiots.
and it almost NEVER dissapoints..."

see? it's all about setting the right benchmark ok.