Wednesday 28 January 2015

self lies of the day.

let's face it, anyone who has 'it's complicated'
as their relationship status on social media,
it only means they don't know what they want.

photo op of the day.

something is wrong with my camera.
they say a camera always adds 15 pounds,
so there is something definitely wrong with mine.

...it adds 50.

Wednesday 21 January 2015

yes, no of the day.

now, being here for the past 6 months,
i find that i am usually bombarded
with the same questions over and over.

so, to help alleviate the situation,
here are some basic answers that
i should just print and hand out to people.

1. yes, i am a moslem.

2. no, i am not philipino.

3. yes, i am really DAT old.

4. no, i do not have a wife and 10 kids.

5. yes, love DOES matter to me.

6. no, i am not gay.

7. yes, i hafta 'use stuff' to keep my hair up.

8. no, i dont sleep with a special helmet on.

9. yes, i really do laugh that much.

10. no, i have no interest in socializing a lot.

sekiantimekasehlaye.

Friday 16 January 2015

saw a shooting star and thought of you.

another lyrical posto, this time round it's
off the lovely "all the stars" by ed sheeran.



Thursday 15 January 2015

pageantry of the day.

"...true beauty lies within..."

...and so the tagline says.

the premise of a beauty pageant is,
they must have some kind of talent.
like twirling batons and tap dancing.

now, if true beauty really lies within,
then why don't start off with people
who have actual, useful talent,
and in the end for a winner, just pick
the one who is least ugly?

STMNS#4

#4 the real slim shady by eminem.

"...i'm slim shady, yes i'm the real shady,
all you other slim shady's are just imitating,
so won't the real slim shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?..."

now, first of all we're told twice that he's
the real slim shady, and he can't even see
himself, so he needs to ask himself to stand up.

and secondly, there aren't many people
out there who are named slim shady at all.
and quite frankly, noone even WANTS to.

Tuesday 13 January 2015

ketulangan of the day.

i don't know why people wanna be celebrities.

every aspect of your life is under the microscope.
what you wear, what you do, who you date,
and whenever you are aroused pun jadi isu semase.

imagine if everytime you get a boner, satu dunie tahu.

stress ok.

realization of the day.

now, for someone who is this anti-social,
i am rather active and social on my phone.
so tadela terok sangat aku ni rupenye.

athletic question of the day.

if a sport relies on hot, sexy cheerleaders
to get people excited and pumped up,
doesn't that mean that sport is boring?

Sunday 11 January 2015

one step back, two steps forward.

read a fascinating story about a non-wedding.

imagine having prepared for your wedding.
ceremony, dress, invitation cards, catering,
dates, logistics & everything else under the sun.

...only to cancel it at the very, very last moment.

one can only comprehend what that means.
i can only imagine the anxiety and disappointment.
for both sides.

now, fast forward, it’s nice to learn that
things have not gone sour for both parties,
and things are back on a positive track.

you see, from those rather unfortunate events,
people can take some valuable time off and
take a step back to re-evaluate things.

what made it not work? what are the things
that were so disagreeable on? what aspects
can they both compromise and improve on?

learn to re-connect again, learn to be friends again,
learn to see what is important and what isn’t again,
and I really hope that things will heal.

and with luck, they might end up together.

…‘lost’ a wedding but gained maturity and perspective.

i respect that.

good luck s_orked!

DickTionary#8

"Car"

- an vital piece of transportation needed by everyone.
also known as something you pay monthly 1000 bucks,
when all you can actually afford is 500 bucks.

nak begaye punye kesah la ni.

Thursday 8 January 2015

enlightenment of the day.

let's face it, a lot of us aren't very good
when it comes to managing our finances.
eventhough we start to earn more,
for some strange reason it does not
even reduce our financial burden.

an excellent quote from will smith;

"...too many people spend money they
haven't got, to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't even like..."

...think about that.

thought of the day.

now, how unfortunate must it feel,
to be not only a teenager, but also
a mutant, a ninja AND a turtle.

...all at the same time.

sib bek die tade masalah jerawat ok.

DickTionary#7

"Girlfriend"

- someone that you hear and listen to,
but do the complete opposite with.

DickTionary#6

"WhatsApp Group"

- a group that you are added to against your will alongside
people who you do not want to keep in touch at all with.