DickTionary#5

"Healthy Food"

- an assortment of perfectly edible items that taste like crap.
 

wah misterinye!

di dalam dunie ni kan, terdapat pelbagai jenis misteri.

antare contoh misteri di dunie ni adelah misteri makhluk asing,
misteri segitige bermuda, misteri piramid dan stonehenge,
misteri bulatan pertanian (crop circle), dan satu lagi misteri beso;

misteri kawan yang tak penah tengok cite heri poter yang banyak gile tu.

fast forward.

a posto, based on a touching conversation earlier today.

itch.

instead of 8, it's still only 2 am.

i hate it when i can't sleep.

...it messes with my brain.

grin.

based on a very, very satisfying chain of events earlier today;

DickTionary#4

"Close Friends"

- a collection of people that you first dump
whenever you get into a romantic relationship.
also the first people you come calling to
whenever you get dumped in said relationship.
over and over and over.
 

fuzzy logic of the day.

this exchange happened a few days ago;

strangers : eh, this is level 13 kan?
mua : did you press "13" on the elevator?
strangers : a ah, yes.
mua : this must be level 13 then.

things i do when i'm tired / pissed / bored.