bitch slap of the day (part 2).

being an avid gamer, i was pleased
to explain to my colleague that i have
spent over 150 hours playing dragonage 3.

and his response to that?

"...instead of playing games nazmi,
imagine all the baraqah you will get
from 150 hours reading the quran!..."

OOOOOOUUUCCCHHH!

karma's a bitch, really.

bitch slap of the day.

"...snoop doggy dog, you 
need to get a jobby job!..."

- snoop's dad in the 'gin and juice' video.
that really made me laugh!

amboih banyak cantek of the day.

sori ekkk aku termakan ayam goreng ko tadi.

kosong-kosooong k! amboih.

have you ever noticed that
whenever kite bermaap-maapan,
we always say '...kosong-kosong ek!...'

but more importantly, have you noticed
that the person that always says that first
adelah pihak yang membuli oghang tu?

i mean, mentang-mentang laaa die buli kite
pastu time raye ke ape ke, die je yang cepat
mengassume yang kite maapkan die ok.
padahal dalam ati, memang rase nak sekeh-
sekeh je kepale oghang yang berkenaan tu.

kosong-kosong. huh! LOL

sekiantimekaceh.

small steps.

who knows? perhaps this pokcik has

achieved more in life than we ever will.

personal success, i feel, is not over-rated
but is often misinterpreted in ways
such as having money, belongings, power.

i think that's a pity.

i believe that if you become a better person
and you are able to positively influence
those around you, that is personal success.

and i believe that if you have made something
good out of yourself, despite having gone
through so much hardship in your life,
then it is something for you to be proud of,
and that too, is a measure of personal success.

trust me.

(embarassingly) the best ever.

i love online questionnaires!

the other day, i came across this
questionnaire regarding what we
think are the greatest songs ever.

my votes, by category, went to;

1. best pop song ever -
"she loves you" by the beatles.

2. best rock song ever -
"smells like teen spirit" by nirvana.

3. best hip hop song ever -
"hip hop hooray" from naughty by nature.

4. best r&b song ever -
"end of the road" by boyz II men.

5. best dance / electronica song ever -
"like a g6" by far east movement.

6. best country song ever -
"you're still the one" by shania twain.

7. best (your nationality) song ever -
"isabella" by search.

so there. based on those votes
i think we can conclude that i do
not actually listen to dance music
and the only reason i voted for it
is bcos minah dalam video tu hot gile ok.

and it also shows how shit old i am.

sekiantimekaceh.

take it.

i think whoever came up with the preface
"...don't take this the wrong way, but..."
is an absolute friggin' genius.

i mean, it's hugely satisfying to use it
because you can get away with almost
anything, simply because it's a disclaimer.

so the person on the receiving end
is left in limbo, because in a perverted way,
they aren't in a position to retort, because
if they do, then the implication is that they
have mistakenly taken it the wrong way. 

for me, the best usage is in the form of;
"...look, don't take this the wrong way,
but i think that you are an asshole..."

but you know, you should take it the wrong way.

...absolute genius, i tell you.

i think i'm doing ok.

another lyrical posto, slightly modified
from staind's fantastic ''so far away''.