by the 8th day comes death.

now, i am always open to new ideas

or new ways to improve yourself

or new, innovative ways of self-torture.

...enter the 7-day diet programme!

day 1 - you feed yourself fecking apple & melons

day 2 - you feed yourself green, yucky veggies

day 3 - you feed yourself fecking fruits and green yucky veggies

day 4 - you are rewarded with bananas, milk and yucky veggie soup

day 5 - you get beef (yeay!) but non-fried beef or gooey beef soup.

day 6 - you get more non-yummy beef and green yucky veggies

day 7 - you finally get to eat brown stuff! like brown rice and brown bread

the idea is to feed yourself with minimum food,

designed to detoxify your bodily system and lose weight,

aaaaall this to prove one major point in this universe;

...that guys are shallow so girls have to starve themselves.