Tuesday 26 May 2015

salah spot.

i'm a huge fan of alien flicks
and monster flicks and robot flicks
and anything to do with earth's invasion.

but the thing is, i realize that perhaps
earth may not be the best place for them to pick.
simply because we have so much crap going on.

i mean, if you think about it, if you're gonna
start a new colony and rule a new world,
you'd probably pick one which is less crappy right?

why pick a place where we have pollution la,
crazy people running around killing other folk la,
strange weather happening here and there la,
people who cant live without phone apps la,
people who cant live without drinking fancy kopi la,
and on top of all that, there are lotsa other species
targeting the same spot, like godzilla, the decepticons,
the dark elves in marvel comics, aliens from star trek,
the minions from despicable me, etc, etc...

cam ramai kot yang sebok nak serang dunie ni ha.
pastu kalu da bejaye le kan, tetibe kene takeover plok
masalah duniawi, seperti GST and rege tol mahal.

so there, earth would be the last place i would invade.

seriously.

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