3T#5

three things i observe regarding my married friends;

1. if she wants to get something done, and the husband
is super reluctant (or, in her words, degil nak mampos)
to do, all she needs to do is mention the thing over and
over and over again. after which, he will give in and do
it, either because of love or he wants her to shut up.

...either way, she wins. EVERY single time.

2. if your friend starts doing outdoor chores for an
unreasonable amount of time (6 hours instead of 1),
or you find him mowing the lawn tengah panas terik,
or all of a sudden he starts painting fences and crap,
this doesn't mean he's super interested in DIY.

...gadoh ngan bini le tuuu.

3. if for some reason the wife and kids go travel
without him, and he finds himself being alone for
even the shortest amount of time, you'll find that
he has no idea what to do with himself when he
should be doing ANYTHING he wants now.

...see? this proves that having a wife makes you lose
your free will and sense of logic. despite being a
fully grown man at this point in time.