hot, cold, no.

i quote;

remember: when you touch someone's hand
and their hand feels cold, your hand feels
warm to them.

don't be afraid to hold cold hands.

now. also remember: when you're a dude
and you hold another dude's hand, you might
be a bangla, or is some cases, gay.

and if you're a dude and you hold another gal's hand,
your hand might feel warm when theirs are cold,
but your cheeks will also feel quickly warm
when they get bitch-slapped.

so don't go touching random people's hands.
and keep your darn hands to yourself.

and just in case you forget, here's a quick
reminder of what happens if you do it.