lord of the (office) rings.

if you watch the lord of the rings,
there’s an uncanny resemblance
of the movie to the typical office life.

for example, we all know that frodo

is the one who becomes the ring-bearer
and saves the whole of middle earth.

however, samwise is the biggest

reason why frodo manages to go
through all that crap on the journey.
it’s just like work. you burden all dat crap,
and someone else takes the bloody credit.

and just like gollum, there’s always watak

yang ade adeee je nak menspoilkan sume
keadaan and tries to bite your finger off.

and just like treebeard, mesti ade watak

oghang kat opis that speaks and works
sooo damn slowly you wanna strangle them.

and just like legolas, ade je watak mamat

yang rupe cam pompuan. and you can’t
tell samade die tu jantan ke betine.

and just like merry and pippin, ade watak

budak-budak nakal that always ade ade je,
eventhough ko tak jempot pon pegi lunch.

and just like gimli, there’s always someone

who seems like the official office midget.
or they’re really hairy. or both.

and just like gandalf, there’s always watak

someone you can’t get rid of, eventhough
they’ve fallen off a big cliff somewhere.

and just like aragorn, mesti ade watak

oghang yang lagi cun / hensem / rambut best
than we can ever hope to be.

and just like arwen, mesti ade watak minah

yang actually tak buat pape pon, and yet in the end
die yang jadi queen ok. sebab die hot.

so there. lotr. a perfect illustration of office life.