extra juicy juice.

bought this UHD tv the other day,

and i must admit, part of the appeal
was to see what the fuss was all about.

…sameee je rupe gambo tuh aku nengok.

now, when you label something as “ultra”,

it invokes expectations of awesomeness,
like ultra magnus* and otromen taro.

but no. it looks exactly just like HD to me.

so once again I feel duped by stuff that is

written on boxes, like serbok hayam goreng
“extra crunchy” or “premium” mushroom soup.

…bloody adverts.

* i bet most of you have no idea what this is!