you need.

apple products and fancy coffee.

apparently things that you need.

i take great pleasure in being contradictory.

i'm not one to go with the flow or
to be in line with everybody else or
to be conformative because we have to.

now being this way has a lot of negatives,
but the one big positive i take being this way
is i'd be able to use it in necessary situations.

specially when it comes to problem solving.

if you have a problem, i wont say things just
to make you feel better or be in agreement
with everything you decide to do.

i'll be the one calling you an idiot, just to get
you crashing back down to earth, and i'll do it
regardless whether you agree with it or not.

and for the most part, i will not say things
that you wanna hear. matter of fact, i'll tell
you things that'll piss the hell outta you.

but i'll do it for a good reason.

i want you to snap out of it, i want you to
stop feeling sorry for yourself and i want you
to stop wallowing in sadness for a long period.

i want you to think of solutions. quickly.
and hey, i'd definitely get some fun from calling
you idiot and saying you're a moron muahaha!

i'm the heartless friend that will bring you down,
and i'm the evil friend that will hurt your feelings,
but i'm also that friend that is different.

...i'm the pragmatic friend that you need.