innocent jokes of the day.

off "two and a half men";

alan : ok, new dinner conversation. ah, jake, how was school?

jake : i don't think this conversation will make you any happier, dad.

alan : what now?

jake : we had a surpise test today.

alan : and?

jake : i was REALLY surprised.

- jake, being adorably  honest.

jake : there's 2 muffins sitting side by side in a muffin tin in the oven. 

1 muffin says to the other; "...boy, it's hot in here!...", 

and the other 1 says; "...holy crap! a talking muffin!..."

- jake, telling a joke to his uncle charlie.

yup. for some reason i found these to be horribly funny!

...it's probably the 9 week lockdown talking.