and what is it with gal celebrities?
it's like super scripted;
1. start off as the next girl pop sensation.
2. have a fairy tale fling with some celebrity dude.
3. have some kind of a breakup / mental breakdown.
4. show boobs on tv and shave head. preferably at the same time.
5. blog about their bloody sex lives even though they're skinny-assed and fugly.
6. resort to drugs and rehab and feature on "celebrity meltdown" shows.
7. get convicted in court for stealing / slapping paparazzi / violating parole.
8. kembali ke pangkal jalan.
9. write songs about 'getting stronger' and 'rising above it'.
10. getting shit rich. all over again.
...maybe we're all in the wrong line of work kan?
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