off the bbc site; apparently there are studies going on
that scientifically links a key element in family men
versus men who do not gravitate towards parenthood.
...the size of their testicles.
that's right folks! if you have big balls, you're more likely
to hump everything from people to goats to statues,
but smaller balls means you're more dad-like.
and since i'm very much a family person,
my counter-argument is that these bloody scientists
just wanna tell the whooole world that the reason
they are married to bloody science instead of their wives
is because they have huge, juggly, man-balls.
...the term "family man" has a whooole different meaning now.
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