(everyday product) issue of the day.

issues are part and parcel of life.

there are small issues, big issues,
and then there are everyday product issues;
like the issue of getting a normal toothbrush.

when i'm looking for a toothbrush,
all i want is a normal, uniform, simple,
understated, super functional brush.

i do not want fancy toothbrushes with jagged
edges and multiple levels of brushes and
ones with tongue cleaners and angled handles
and ones that have rubber for your gums
and ones that is battery operated and so forth.

GIMME A NORMAL TOOTHBRUSH DEMMIT.

hmmmph.